This story is complete. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Was it Bucky Barnes? Wanda said. Nazi, Steve says. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. 25 Feb/23. What if they asked about being robbed? Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Aye! Thor booms anyway. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. She waved at them. "I am fine, thanks. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Tony purses his lips. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Anyways, guys, MJ. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. Tony, stop being judgemental. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. Tony rolls his eyes. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. "Peter! "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Six minutes. It's creepy. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Seriously? Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Matt said. " And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Clint groans. It's been great, guys.. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Which is pretty often. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Yes? She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. "Excuse me" Natasha said. I don't know which one you want.. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. #scarletwitch It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. Before sex, during, after. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. Fun thought. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. The fuck, Clint? Don't ask.. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Steve asked. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Huh. Sometimes randomly, even. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. You expect me to do all the work?. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Hah. Requests are open! maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Avenger's imagines and preferences! Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. She knew, obviously. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. We should fight all the time.. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. Pepper Pots Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Loki It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. It's my vanishing act." "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. It was Peter's 21st birthday. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. #natasharomanoff Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Ouch, back to last names again. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). So does Thor. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Now it's my turn.". Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. #blackwidow He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. He rarely drinks at all, actually. We're starting. We gotta have that rule. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Betty ringed the bell. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Tony brightens considerably at that. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. What? It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. Possibly from Clint. No. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. When they want to. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. One moment. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Seriously Tony? I don't think so.. Please proceed!. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. #spiderson #nickfury left kudos on this work! I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. #peterparker I know, Clint. Clint can't help but laugh. Tony and Clint share a look. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. It was, Steve says softly. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. She took a shot. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. The elevator dinged. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Aunt May says and I shrug. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. #brucebanner You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Wait, Flash? Why, thank you, Anthony!. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' "It was just an accident." Clint Barton/ Hawkeye You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Okay. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Damn. I dunno, man. Yeah, Im with Vision. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Nat smirked. 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He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Better known as MJ. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 You said that last night too.. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Seriously? Awesome! Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. #unlimitedpride A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. Peter smirked. I'll be here. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. #deadpool Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Not that he could remember, at least. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Just like she knew they were still dating. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Really? And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. One beat. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. You didn't tell me this!" Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Alone. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Except Pepper. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Parker, you're in charge. He looks up at the clock. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Right?. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Tony looks baffled, maybe? When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. 196 guests What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Although I, you know. Please consider turning it on! set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Bucky wolf whistled. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Go, all of us. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. That I made with my own two hands?!. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now.