: How do you like yours, Clark? : This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. Don't tempt me. 9 min read. Where's my old car? Chase reprised his role twice, once in "Vegas Vacation" (1997), and the 2015 reboot "Vacation." In 1992, he played a more dramatic role in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man." Advertisement In the small screen, he starred in the comedy series "Community" (2009-2014). : : Has your father ever killed anyone? Metallic Pea? Clark Griswald I'll get to the bottom of this. The second film in National Lampoon 's Vacation film series, it stars Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Dana Hill, Jason Lively, Victor Lanoux, and Eric Idle with special appearances by John Astin, Paul Bartel, Maureen Lipman, Willy Millowitsch, Mel Smith, and Moon Zappa. : Probably kept up with you for a mile or so. Clark Griswald It's Roy Walley, honey! Honey, Number 1: I've already called the bank and told them you lost them. : No shit. Aunt Edna Excuse me. Rusty is a sweet teenager, who completely idolises his dad. : But if you'd rather see your cousins. Clark Griswald I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Clark Griswald Bite him back. : Listen to your mother. Well anyway, Mr. Walley, I went on all the rides, I didn't even get sick this time! The moron knows we're coming and he isn't home. : It was the most fantastic time I ever had in my life! Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Clark Griswald : : I think that someone just owes us an explanation that's all! We're not really violent people. National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Chevy Chase: Clark Griswold Showing all 98 items Jump to: Photos (36) Quotes (62) Photos 13 more photos Quotes Clark Griswald : I think you're all fucked in the head. "- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Dad wasn't speeding. Facts about Chevy Chase Chevy Chasewas born on 1943-10-08. : Clark Griswald So, this is the old homestead, eh? Praise Marty Moose! Clark Griswald Rusty Griswold : On her page, . All you have to do is give me 300 dollars in cash and keep 700 dollars, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. : Product Information. director of photography Film Editing by Pembroke J. He was speeding, Rusty! Dec. 6, 201901:45 Chase, 79, and D'Angelo, 71, played the hapless Clark Griswold and his long-suffering wife, Ellen Griswold, in multiple installments of the "National Lampoon" franchise,. : Clark Griswald Could you please tell how to get back on the expressway? If you were if you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children? Motorcycle Cop : Mechanic 1 : What role did Chevy Chase play in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? Rusty Fuck yo mama! Clark Griswald : Real tomato ketchup, Eddie? : . Harold Ramis' second directorial effort, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION, penned by 80s 'teen film master' John Hughes, lacks the 'over-the-top' madness of his first feature, CADDYSHACK, but offers Chevy Chase in what has become his signature role, and enough sight gags and one-liners to make it an enduring favorite, and start a franchise of VACATION films. Clark Griswald I don't know for how much longer, though. However, things go awry quickly. Motorcycle Cop Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna's purse? Clark Griswald Cousin Eddie I know your brand of family fun. You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld I can't do that, sir. : 84 Photos Adventure Comedy The Griswold family's cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated. I honestly don't think you're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road. Clark Griswald So, what's the bill? : Clark Griswald anger (2) Chevy Chase quotes. Clark Griswald Motorcycle Cop Ed, the car salesman Hi officer, what's the problem? I don't want to drive it. Clark Griswald When it was originally released back in 1983, no one knew how much of an impact National Lampoon's Vacation was going to have on the comedic landscape for decades to come. : Aaaaaah! Clark Griswald You can't just put her on the roof. Doesn't he owe us, huh? : How much you got? Clark Griswald Cousin Eddie Ellen Griswold Rusty Griswold It was very confusing. Christmas 2017 . Let's just find a hotel. she appears to be 17 while he seems younger than before at only about 14 years old . Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best, OK? : : No, we don't. . Clark Griswald [at the cookout] : : We're from out of town. He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation , which starred Ed . He humiliated my human decency, this guy! I told you I'm not angry anymore. : Davenport! : She does not wash the dish. This is a Magnum P.I. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld But, now I'm glad I did. Clark Griswald Comedy In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation. : Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Davenport : All my credit cards are in it. In. Clark Griswald [Clark knocks on the front door of Normie's house and rings the doorbell, but no anwser]. : Ed, the car salesman Notable works of his include the "National Lampoon's Vacation" series of. His hick cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid), and his family show up unplanned and start living in their camper on the Griswold property. : Don't you trust me? Clark Griswald Hahaha. : How old was Chevy Chasein National Lampoon's Vacation? : Oh and my Aunt Edna. QUIET! : : Taxi! : Clark When filming the scenes for Walley World, they often had to do several . He spent his 20s doing odd jobs but wanted to pursue a career in comedy. He's always been a jackoff Ellen Griswold Yeah, Walley World. Clark Griswald : Chase, 79, opted to go with a green and white sweater with snowflake designs, as he stood behind them both with one arm around each of the ladies. Roy Walley After SNL, Chevy, 79, had some major film successes, starting with 1978's Foul Play, which earned him two Golden Globe nominations! This is our first gun. Clark Ed, the car salesman Holy shit! [both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty road behind them]. She and Chase, 79, reprised their beloved roles for four more films in the franchise, including National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985), National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989), Vegas . I've spent the last 15 years of my life developing newer and better food additives. : Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? : : He was commanding big bucks thanks to the success of Caddyshack, the first Vacation. Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. : No. The original ending may still exist. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Taxi! Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Get Mr. Griswald's car back and bring it back here! : Boat leaves in two minutes or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away? Ellen Griswold Davenport! I'm dead. Normally, I get sick on all your rides Roy Walley Written by John Hughes, based on his short story Vacation '58. But with every new day there's fresh hope. : I was afraid you'd get pulled over, Clark. Ed, I'm not your average everyday fool. You couldn't even break the skin with that thing. Chevy Chase is an American writer, comedian, film and television actor who has a net worth of $50 million. [the clerk walks away; Clark slams on the desk in frustration, which opens the cash register. Man Giving Directions We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. Aunt Edna | But it is a shame. I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. He was wearing jogging shoes. : : Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Clark Griswald Chevy Chaseplayed the character 'Clark Griswold'. [Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna, flatly]. : We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold carving turkey in 1989's 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.' National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Warner Bros. Juliette Lewis Lewis actually played. [writing the check] Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose! Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo and Juliette Lewis have participated in a new ad campaign for Old Navy that spoofs their beloved holiday classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." and optional rally fun pack. Holy shit! Chevy Chase was already a box office star when he took on the role of Clark Griswold for the third time. The original ending of National Lampoon's Vacation has never been released to the public, but Chevy Chase claims he still has a VHS with the original cut of the movie at home. : : Motorcycle Cop : Audrey. 37 dollars for three tents? Clark, I don't think that was funny. Motel Desk Clerk I can't accept this credit card. Audrey, yeah. Oh spare me, Clark! Christmas Vacation was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik, written and co-produced by John Hughes, and starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Randy Quaid with supporting roles by Miriam Flynn, William Hickey, Mae Questel, Diane Ladd . : National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Harold Ramis Writing Credits (in alphabetical order) Cast (in credits order) verified as complete Produced by Music by Ralph Burns Cinematography by Victor J. Kemper . I'll call my parents, they'll wire us money. Get out of the car! It really was an accident. Clark Griswald 50 yards Clark Griswald : I'm glad you liked it. This holiday season, Clark Griswold [CHEVY CHASE] vows his clan will enjoy "the most fun-filled family Christmas ever." Before you can sing "Fa-la-la-la-lah," he decks the halls with howls of folly in the perennial favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. : The Instagram post also included a video that. Motel Desk Clerk The initial Vacation likely falls just behind the 1989 installment that has since become an iconic holiday classic: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. The third in the series of National Lampoon's 'Vacation' films, this sequel concerns the Griswold family's holiday get-together. Clark Griswald Comedy; Cast: Chevy Chase . : Christmas Vacation's Sequel. While this is ironic given his edgier . Clark Griswald I guess I've missed an awful lot. Clark Griswald The National Lampoon is not a movie studio, though it might have seemed like it in the 1980s. And I'm asking how much you got! [after being in the desert for too long, Clark begins to go insane] Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed? Rusty Griswold Let's go, Russ. : : Clark, will you listen to me? : : : Clark Griswald : Motel Desk Clerk I said didn't you think it was real? Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. The problem is that it might take six weeks. Clark Griswald : Clark Griswald It's living history Ellen. Motorcycle Cop : Closed? Why not? Clark Griswald I'm finished. Clark, that's not nice. : As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper. "Summer Hearts" by Nicolette Larson was apart of the original ending to the film, and only remains on the soundtrack. This time they're trying to have a picture book, old-fashioned Christmastime--even though all the in-laws are dropping by, including Clark's (Chevy Chase) redneck cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid). Motorcycle Cop : She'll be fine. Clark Griswald They used to Rusty. The humor magazine that ran from 1970 to 1998 got into the movie business in 1978 when it put its name . Relax, it's all part of the act. I've already done my back. : : : It's a quest for fun! : Uh, they don't close Florida. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Company Credits Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude? Explain this, you son-of-a-bitch! Ellen Griswold I'm just as upset as you are, believe me. : By what name was National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) officially released in India in Hindi? Clark Griswald No, sir, I don't. Look, I've lost all my cash and we're on our way to California.