Draco didn't do anything brave to try and help the trio, that's for sure. Bellatrix trying to get Draco to identify Harry When the group arrived at Malfoy Manor, they were greeted by a disdainful Narcissa Malfoy, who let them in and called her son Draco, who was home from Hogwarts for the Easter holidays, to identify the prisoners. Let's see how this works ;), Still in shell-shocked disbelief, Hermione cleared her throat awkwardly. Soon more events follow and they are brought closer together. (involves sexual trauma and recovery, but no scenes of sexual violence are depicted). You know when you sit and read online so much that you almost start to feel nauseous because you arent leaving the house and get dizzy from small font? A divorced traitor to the Death Eaters and a barely redeemed monster to the rest of Wizarding Britain, there are few people she trusts. "I'm going to have a conversation with you muddy! Odia las formalidades y el hecho de ponerse un vestido de gala para luego fingir frente a un grupo de importantes y respetables magos desconocidos que est orgullosa de estar all. Hermione started to panic and attempted to wiggle her way out from under the older witchs body. truth!" Hopefully re-reading and fixing links that no longer work from older stories on sites such as dramione.org - RIP. Or, Hermione and Narcissa work together on a Ministry project. If not, I am afraid we will have to do this the hard way." Big trouble. Big trouble. Her eyelids were so heavy. Please consider turning it on! this is a voldywins!au with an interesting twist. He tried to swallow as he stared back at her, but found he couldn't. He realised that his hands were shaking too. dwindling. SHOUDL I ADD THIS, THERE WERE ORIGINALLY ONLY GOING TO BE 17, AND THEN I DIDNT LIKE THAT NUMBER SO I TRIED TO REMOVE TWO, BUT THAT FAILED SO THEN I ADDED THREE MORE INSTEAD. I had heard of how Bellatrix murdered many people. hogwarts!fic. The torture was done and over with before Hermione knew it. Harry felt himself screaming he watched Hermione from his invisible hiding place, yet not a sound escaped him. I was on a Wattpad binge for quite some time - think werewolves, vampires and that. The Weasel boy is the only one that Greyback has caught whose blood is pure! Hermione gave another scream and Bellatrix yelled: How did you get into my vault? We found the sword, we found it, PLEASE! Hermione shouted quickly, thinking it might save her another painful moment.
Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy - Works | Archive of Our Own tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Or: Draco Malfoy suffers a mental breakdown when he realizes he was fighting for the wrong side. Bellatrix was supporting Hermione, who seemed to be unconscious, and was holding her short silver knife to Hermione's throat. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. Cree que ser soltero para toda la vida, pero su amigo le asegura que quizs un da se pueda tropezar con el amor de su vida. ive been waiting for this ask!! Hi, I'm looking for Hermione fanfictions preferably done well that are the aftermath of her dealing with what Bellatrix did to her. Hermione couldn t tell if it lasted for a minute or for an hour. Hermione Granger. I stumbled on a werewolf type HP mix that drew me in again so quick and now, back on the Dramione ship - sailing full speed. "S s someone gave i i it to us." I cried. Hermione is lost, convinced she is coping in the most efficient way in the aftermath of the war. As soon as the snatchers had caught us, I knew that we were all in trouble. BUT, this is definitely worth a couple days of your time because I have literally never read anything like it. Please enjoy - Gothellestrange90, #bellatrixlestrange "You nasty little liar!"
Bellatrix-x-Hermione | DeviantArt But her body ached and the pain increased as Hermione tried to remember what was happening. Because the Be informed. Draco has fucked up. What she does know is that if she stays on the path she is on now, her 'Lord' doesn't have what she expected in store. You've reached the end of published parts. hp aesthetics: draco malfoy + hermione granger asromeo montague + juliet capulet. Esta remueve parte de los cimientos de la antigua relacin entre las hermanas Black pero, Bellatrix nunca ha fallado en ninguna misin para el Lord Oscuro. here's the rundown: draco goes into hiding at hogwarts. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Please, as a couple more sobs escaped, she found herself out of breath. Bellatrix Black Lestrange Emmeline Vance Charity Burbage Magical Petunia Evans Dursley Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Unreliable Narrator Other Additional Tags to Be Added Morally Grey Characters Petunia Evans Dursley-centric Angst with a Happy Ending Petunia Evans has never been the favorite sister Its been nearly four years since baby Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord, and Bellatrix Black is struggling to rebuild her life. Unfortunately, younger Bellatrix takes an interest in the new 'pureblood' and makes everything harder. He has a wrong idea about the prefect. She didn't have many tears left as it was.
Stripped Bare Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction Poor Hermione Granger, the lowly daughter of a local barber, is unfortunate enough to meet Bellatrix at the worst time possible. It isnt Rons hand 208 guests She's got a fever again Hermione thought as she touched the older woman's forehead. I had also heard of how Bellatrix had tortured many people mercilessly which lead me to believe that the woman who now stood before me was truly heartless. crimson, then violet, then brittle, bitter black around the edges. So, then, Narcissa started looking for a woman to satisfy her needs and wants. Two years before the birth of Sirius Black a little girl was welcomed into the Black family. She just wished that danger would stop stalking her at every turn.ORHermione Evans returns for her third year, uses time travel, passes out and wishes that the fifth years wouldn't keep causing problems. Hermione's interrogation at Malfoy Manor in order for Bellatrix to find out if she really were in her vault at Gringotts. Its a pity he doesnt feel the same. Draco is in his mother's study, trying to find the convoluted documents about his convoluted inheritance, when he finds it. She couldnt even hear Bellatrix say the incantation and her body was in terrible pain again. When Dobby arrives to rescue Harry and his friends from Malfoy manor, Bellatrix doesn't let Hermione go and they are forced to leave her behind. Narcissa wakes up after a satisfying night with a certain Muggle-born only to find the bed empty. She lay down in a spread-eagled position. Oh good! I am telling the truth, she said huskily and then coughed. He even wants the well-dressed prefect Bellatrix to borrow handcuffs from Muggles on his wrist. One time I just found the chapters too long, another I didnt like the layout and I think another time my computer crashed and I forgot what it was called. She wanted to scream, but she felt hot lips brush against her neck, whispering: A single word and youll get it. Before Hermione could react, the pressure on her stomach disappeared and someone pressed on her forehead and tilted her head back until it rested on Bellatrixs shoulder. Hermione stays in Hogwarts and is left to watch as the school changes around her. She looked in their direction one last time, as if in goodbye. The couple was granted one last look at each other before Rons red mane disappeared on the way down the cellar, where Harry and the other prisoners went before as well. Bellatrix odia los bailes ridculos que organizan esas familias que tienen tanto oro que no saben cmo gastarlo. It only resulted in Bellatrix squeezing her jaw with more force, causing Hermione to whimper involuntarily.
How much will she be willing to sacrifice to fit in, to be loved? As the investigation progresses it becomes readily apparent all is not as it seems. The pressure on her chest disappeared, too, and her hips were granted a little bit of freedom. Hermiones blood froze and so did her whole body as a cold-ice chill ran down her spine. For a split second, her sadistic look vanished. It all played in her mind like a short film. I have tried countless time (probably 3) over the last couple years to read this fic. this is just cute tbh.
La transicin no es tarea fcil, pero lo ser de algn modo si tiene un Draco a su lado. And I'm very glad that you like the story. What she didnt want was a nice view at her wounded arm from this angle. Harry Potter jams se ha sentido cmodo con su cuerpo, y decide que es hora de aceptar que jams podr aceptar su gnero. She locks them in a room where they can't use magic and some how she has there wands. The only thing I recommend is reading carefully through before publishing the story as there were a few misused verb tenses/spelling errors. The only way they can sleep is beside each other. Its Harry Potter! She whispered in a childish voice. He disarmed Bellatrix. Adems si hemos chocado es porque quizs somos parecidos, con personalidades similares volvi a fruncir sus hombros y comenz a lavar lo usado.Uhm, puede ser. Enter them here!" if youre not into that, skip this one. But when a horrific event involving their students occurs, Hermione begins to wonder if maybe Narcissa hasn't changed as much as she'd like to believe. One minute Hermione is crying because she doesnt want to marry him, the next they are in love. It felt like someone was setting her body fire, as well as ripping it apart at the same time. She yelled. Theyre cordial with each other, but theres nothing more to it. Again, thank you! Dracos mate it Hermione. By sponsoring Draco Malfoy, which sets in motion a chain of events that leads to saving one of the most notorious witches alive. And of course, looking forward to another torture scene between Bellatrix and Hermione, or whatever you have planned. left kudos on this work! I sobbed. For half-bloods, it will merely make them pure through agonizing pain. Upon hearing from Draco about Hermione's work, Narcissa hires Hermione to help investigate a question that has been haunting her since the Battle of Hogwarts " Why did Bellatrix end up the way she did?". Until her flowers show up on an unexpected person's arm. "Now, it's your turn mudblood. Disappearing. Her arm throbbed and Bellatrix sat upright and then got up. WIP. GIRL TO GIRL!" Then it struck her. Of course, she told herself, when she saw a puddle of her own blood beneath her arm. Their eyes both wander to the same bushy haired bookworm and their therapist suggests having a third is not a bad idea. Her eyes found Dracos. i really love this idea. ma'am."
Lets have a word, shall we?. What follows are weeks of both witches living together trying to find out how to get unattached. Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. All rights go to Dobby's creator except for the OC's. I think that will make for an interesting turn of events, and that there is a lot of potential to such a plot. poca de los merodeadores.James, Sirius, Lily, Severus y Peter van a sexto ao.Narcissa, Bellatrix, Amelia, Lucius y Tom van a sptimo.Regulus va a quinto ao. In the early hours of the morning, Draco dwells on thoughts of his relationship with his aunt Bellatrix, and what will become of them during the impending war. Hermiones voice grew small as she was the most scared she has ever been in her life: We didnt take anything. Said one of the other snatchers. My screams echoed throughout the manor. A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Y esta no va a ser la primera. Bellatrix Black finds herself in the hands of the Fates one night and needs to determine what path she must take to secure her own future. Still worth the read, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. Just in time for the Dark Lord. Say goodbye, ginger, Bellatrix laughed shrilly and started dragging Hermione away. But those are simple mistakes. Hermione tried to picture quickly, what could happen. Hermione tried to supress a few tears that formed in her eyes and attempted to struggle free. About the typos - yes, it might happen. Stuffed behind old tax scrolls is a black leather notebook, the type his mother uses for her projects in the Department of Mysteries, embossed with the words 'On the Origin of Magic'.
Kidnapped By Voldemort Fanfiction Stories | Quotev She left Hogwarts twelve years ago to keep her safe because their love couldn't be.She hoped that she would be able to forget but her heart was as haunted as it has been then. Hermione Granger is the first Muggleborn Slytherin has no idea what is in store for her. also check the pregnancy tag over at dramioneasks! Draco screamed loudly as Bellatrix's knife carved into Draco's skin. Then someone grabbed her shoulder. Since the movies are not and can't be as detailed as the novels are, there was a small change in the movie "Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows Part 1". Well well well, look who we have here. She moved the blade towards Hermiones throat again, the girl gasping and backing away. 1 685. Bellatrix pushed Hermione to the wall. However, she quickly finds that even at Hogwarts, she is an outcast. I thought of returning there, though. He made a gesture at her to be quiet, swung himself onto the chain and started unscrewing. I re-read Presque Toujours Pur again as it is one of my favs am going to add stories as I read. No, I thought. Bellatrix lets go of Hermione and throws herself to the side. She shrieked at the snatchers. Hermione couldnt see her, just her black boots stroding past her limp form on the floor. He was cowered in the corner, his eyes fixed upon her, white as a wall, his mothers hand on his shoulder. copper, iron, metal to her tongue and adrenaline to everything else. Please, you are mistaken! Hermione tried everything, wishing it could stop, but it only drove Bellatrix more insane and angry, the cuts went deeper and Hermiones screams echoed off the walls and tears streamed down her face.
[Request] LF Hermione fanfics that deal with the aftermath of her torture. (See the end of the work for more notes. those eyes of course she knew that look. Notes: Written for @lyndaloyde, with invaluable commentary from @demcntor(now @tonvstvrk). The daughter of Orion and Walburga Black. She yelled at me. What she does know is that if she stays on the path she is on now, her 'Lord' doesn't have what she expected in store. She grabbed Bellatrixs hand and tried to pull the dagger away.
Draco Tortured, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction Narcissa Malfoy didn't beg. She realised this was Bellatrixs moment. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. 01 Mar 2023. Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (12), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (1), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Draco Malfoy (44), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Harry Potter Fanfictions I Wrote With My Sister, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling. Neville jumps out of bed, stumbles slightly, and launches himself across the room to where the full length mirror, rarely used, stands by the wall. You did a great job with the description of the torture and hermione's thought process. Suggestions? She snarled. The longer the better and the pairng doesn't matter.
Hermione Granger/Narcissa Black Malfoy - Archive of Our Own I haven't forgotten and still do check for updates here and there :). Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip? Boy, I was not wrong with my choice. honestly this is a really sappy one-shot but i cry every time i read it and i highly recommend it. She found herself completely exhausted already halfway. She blinked a few times to clear her vision and found out they stood out there in a single word: Mudblood. VEELA. And- Bellatrix might like her, just a little bit, not that she would admit that to anyone. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. After what seemed like a long time, Bellatrix stopped the torture. Contains torture. She heard the clicking of high heels going closer and circling her, looking at her like at a piece of meat at the butchers. Money? And of the dark secrets they kept, hidden from all. Youre destined for me. Her hot tears made the irritated skin even more sensitive. Unfortunately, his Aunt Bellatrix is only too happy to show him the error of his ways. I was looking for that :) well, I'm sorry for the delay, I just realised there was a bit I wanted to change. Hermione flailed her arms in a desperate attempt to set herself free from the cold grip. She thought about her current situation and felt little hope. But Bellatrix squeezed Hermione's hips between her knees and pinned her down by putting her hands on Hermione's chest, the knife in one of them. Hermione knows better than to trust in the Ministry, even if she works for them, so she takes it upon herself to make things right. Another quick thought of Harry and Ron escaping Malfoy Manor and then she opened her eyes. It burned, it hurt, it ripped her insides apart, turned her skin inside out and back again, it was like acid ran through her veins and like every cell of her body turned into burning coal. Es todo lo que dir. When Hermiones career at the Ministry comes to an end, she opens a store on Diagon Alley that sells magical artifacts. She gave a cry and then the world almost blacked out as her head hit the hard marble. Someone interesting. This work will contain 12 individual one shots to move us from the end of part three to the beginning of part four.
Bellatrix Stories - Wattpad Setting: Canon-divergent, Final Battle AU, Written For: @malfoybellamy [ I am so sorry this took approx. Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts! All of that had to have such an effect on her that we never get to see because everything really picks up from that point. susurr de forma pensativa.Yo jams te odi, simplemente no estaba de acuerdo con cosas que hacas o decas, eso es diferente termin de un trago su leche y tom el plato del otro Alfa que haca rato ya estaba vaco. However, hiding doesnt mean a quiet life and she learns the issues you ignore have a strange habit of making themselves known to you.
Draco and Hermione Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction "What if I am willing to surrender to you?" When she was supposed to give an answer, her sobs grew in volume as panic seized her even more. , , . Here are 5 Dramione fics that will make you sob like a baby: Read #1 (its ongoing) and 10/10 addicted. That was something I missed in the books/movie. Hermione gave a little moan and as she couldnt stand at all now, Bellatrix had a full control over her limp body. Hermione found herself conscious again. Harriet Potter with the help of Death kidnapped her brother and a few others from a different timelines. RON! Hermione suddenly shouted on top of her lungs, so Ron could hear her. If nothing else, it would give her some time to recover, because she already felt like giving up. It seems like something that couldtake placein the magical world. Stuffed behind old tax scrolls is a black leather notebook, the type his mother uses for her projects in the Department of Mysteries, embossed with the words On the Origin of Magic. Time Heals by anthfan deals with Hermione's and Harry's traumas after the war (the scar is a big focus).
Unexpected Chapter 3: Tortured, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction She couldnt figure out where she was. take FROM MY VAULT? The dark witch grew impatient and screamed her last words as well as squeezing the girls hips more tightly together to keep her in place. Hermione cast another spell on herself, which made her hair turn blonde and her eyes a bright blue colour, in a hasty attempt to disguise herself. The Boy Who Lived is dead, Muggleborns are hunted down and bought and sold like livestock, and overseeing the entire operation is Head of Magical Law Enforcement: Bellatrix Lestrange and shes just been handed the most exciting case in weeks. Hermione started to panic and attempted to wiggle her way out from under the older witch's body. She grabbed her jaw roughly, tilted her head back so violently Hermione thought she was going to snap her neck and the blade dug deeper. Instinctively, she put her hand on her engorged stomach, feeling hard kicks from her unborn child. It all starts with a vitriolic - if not partly alcoholic - Professor and ends with a kiss in the rain. Petunia Evans has never been the favorite sister But in the summer of 1970, Petunia is the special one. But Bellatrix squeezed Hermiones hips between her knees and pinned her down by putting her hands on Hermiones chest, the knife in one of them. Hermione is a hunter and Bellatrix is a vampire. Seconds before her eyes had been unfocused and bleary, but now as she looked at him she appeared much more alert. Crumbling into seconds. fanfiction bellatrixlestrange fanfic +16 more # 16 Harry Potter Females x Female read. She was glad she would lose herself for a while. Everyone that ships dramione should read this at least once. Bellatrix laid not far from Hermione her eyes were closed tightly as if she was in pain and her breathing was very shallow and irregular. Hermione has been waiting to find her soulmate for as long as she can remember. She felt her wounded arm bleeding and wondered, how much blood she lost already and if it was enough to die. Draco knew what he was doing was wrong.
when the bell tolls The Harry Potter Reread: The Deathly Hallows, Chapters 23 and 24 When her sisters are killed by Voldemort, Bellatrix sends Hermione back in time to stop Andromeda from ever marrying Ted Tonks and joining the light. Hermione forgot completely that the whole torture commenced before their eyes. It looked they formed something. you no longer live in a story about a girl.this story is about a wolf. Some warnings: hints at/descriptions of violence and sexual situations. Press J to jump to the feed. I very much appreciate the length of your comment. Hermione stared up and as Bellatrix lowered down her head, Hermione flinched and closed her eyes shut as tightly as she could. And theres a hush, Her forearm throbbed in agony. Post-war, not epilogue compliant.
35 Harry Potter Erotica Fanfics to Fulfill Every Fantasy She felt the left sleeve of her coat and her sweater being rolled up. Bellatrix takes Hermione into her house after the Light looses the Battle of Hogwarts. Bellamort: an erotica by purplemeadow 9.4K 116 4 An erotica based on the love-life of the Dark Lord and his most staunch follower, Bellatrix. It felt like she slept for days, although really, it was just a couple of minutes. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. It was enough, Bellatrix Black was to be put under house arrest at Black Manor when at home and was working towards rebuilding Hogwarts when not. Crucio, escaped Bellatrixs lips. Draco felt his throat go completely dry. It must have been because she wasn't getting enough fluids in her body. Narcissa Black Malfoy had quickly mourned the loss of her husband, Lucius Malfoy, while her son, Draco Malfoy, was attending his eighth year at Hogwarts. His frown is getting worse and worse, and his whole body is trembling. She would help mend the Black sisters if she could and she knew just who could help them. Not one person expected Narcissa Malfoy to plead to Minister Kingsley not to send her sister back to Azkaban, even after she and Bellatrix had fled from the battle that night. By some cruel twist of Fate, she was now stuck in 1968 where she only had her memories and books to keep her company and perhaps a broken girl who was cruelly taught obsession is love and was just as quickly bewitched by the brunette as the first time. Tell the truth you filthy mudblood. Hermiones throat was dry from screaming and constant sobbing. Harry won the allegiance of Elderwand by disarming Draco. Call him. Hermione gave a few sobs as she held it all within herself and she felt the blade cutting her and didnt know what was going to happen and what to do. It took a few moments for Hermione to realise what it meant. Bellatrix cackled, and slammed her head to the other side, refreshing the pressure put to the young witchs hips as Hermione kicked her legs and hit the free arm against the floor. When Hermione keeps being rescued by an oddly familiar stranger and discovers a new author she feels she knows through the pages, she doesnt know if she is losing herself more or if she is finally found. Some moments added. Power? During her husbands long absence lady Bellatrix Lestrange has grown accustomed to freedom and tranquility. Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Book 7: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. dwayne johnson rock foundation contact. But we can find that out easily, that was Lucius Malfoy. 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